Bill’s wonky knee is fixed 

wonky pint

WITH ONE BOUND HE WAS FREE: Former Daily Express regional chief sub Bill ‘Wonky’ Wheeler enjoys a pipe and a pint in the sunshine after having his knee replaced at The Park Hospital in Arnold, Notts. 

He told the Drone: ‘The knee is mending well … and I’ve beaten the anti-tobacco Gestapo.'

Bill, who recuperated for a few days at the Sherwood Forest pub and lodge with his partner Lola, added: 'If I were here longer I would make the Burnt Stump, the pub down the road. I had a beer stash in my cupboard to bribe the porters.'

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